had a Peanut butter sandwich with M&M's in it.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again* SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad* MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.*Robot slaps mom*
Just read it.
raccoons are natures ninjas
Bitches living in my roof.
Todays a special day, I played an original Hofner Bass Guitar.
And then I Went back to my rickenbacker 4001 and played both bass guitars.
Two legends in one room. OH OH OH.