1. expertcosmotips:

    highly desirable men

    (Source: tastyhumanburgers)

     


  2. I find Miley Cyrus quite attractive now…

    I like her new style.

     

  3. Fuck you @marcomerhi, fuck you.

     

  4. Fuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkiiingggg heeelllll

     

  5. panickyintheuk:

    icanttellyouwhotobe:

    androcidal:

    home-of-amazons:

    inthelandoflesbianism:

    Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy

    What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”

    THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT

    ………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery

    it’s right there

    I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out

    but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find

    fuck

    srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE

    maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis

    “it’s right there!”

    “here?”

    “no those are my balls”

    “in here somewhere?”

    “that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”

    (Source: makemecome, via expertcosmotips)

     


  6. cosmo tip #712

    expertcosmotips:

    if he doesnt wanna have sex with another man to have sex with you hes gay 

     


  7. cosmo tip #715

    expertcosmotips:

    wipe his cum onto his shirt while screaming “EW!!! ICKY!!! GROSS!!!!”

     

  8. talesof4chan:

    Hitler did nothing wrong
    talesof4chan.tumblr.com

     

  9. 2snacks:

    after I watched the nintendo direct I just knew I had to do this.

    (via shringan)

     
     

  10. deebeeus:

    Damn I hate going to Capsule Music, Toronto!  Well I don’t hate the store…or the guys there.  I just the fact that I don’t have unlimited amounts of money to buy EVERYTHING in the store!

    (see captions for more info on each photo)

    I know that feeling.